Pounce (ZoroXReader)

               “Zoro,”

               “Shut up I know where I’m going.”

               “Are you sure Zoro?”

               “Yes, I am sure!”

               “Because I’m pretty sure that the restaurant was that way.” You pointed behind you as the green haired man finally noticed the giant neon sign that illuminated the figure of the strong woman in front of him. He scoffed and looked to the side.

               “I knew that.” (Name) sighed

               “I wish I could give you a sense of direction for your birthday”

               “Shut up (Name),” He roughly wraps one arm around (Name)’s waist and walks towards the bar. They walk in and immediately (Name) could smell the intense smell of smoke and alcohol. (Name) could drink a little, but she knew she needed to stay sober so that she could drag birthday boy back to the thousand sunny. She sighed and relaxed next to Zoro at the bar. (Name) had done herself up for Zoro’s birthday, but it seems as if he didn’t notice at all,

‘N-not like I care… maybe a little, but not much!’ (Name) rested her head on her hand as her elbow was in contact with the bar.

               “Oi, (Name), what are you moping about?”

               “I’m not moping,” (Name) puffed up her cheeks slightly to show frustration Zoro shook his head and took another drink of alcohol. He knew she was pissed, and it pissed him off, and it pissed him off even further that he was pissed off at (Name) being pissed off on his birthday. He began to think hard about why (Name) was pissed off. He listed all the stupid things he did that day

               ‘got lost, got even more lost, was stubborn…’ he finally looked over at you and noticed something ‘Sanji is always going off about how a woman’s beauty is important to her and that it must be acknowledged, yada yada yada… is that it?’ he thought about it for one more second and smirked ‘It’s my birthday, and if (Name) wants me to appreciate her beauty, then she’s in for it’ Zoro stood up from the stool and caught your attention. With one swift movement he lifted up (Name) and threw her on her shoulder and proceeded to walk out of the bar

               “Zoro! WHAT THE HELL! Where are we going?”

               “Someplace secluded so that we can be alone, I wouldn’t want to undress you with people close by” (Name)’s face burned bright red “Did you expect any less when you’re dressed like that?”

‘HE DID NOTICE!’ (Name) stopped struggling as her face began to burn once more. Zoro had hit the nail on the head.

               “…. Y-You know this c-c-counts as your b-birthday present right?”

               “It was gonna be my present one way or another, you just didn’t know it yet!”

(Name) paused. She knew that no matter what she was probably gonna give it to him anyways

He just beat her to the pounce